What your looking for is a thermopile. You can get a lot more exotic than that, but it appears your not willing to do so. I'm with Stan along the lines of "what you ask aint gonna happen".
Also, I was wrong in my last post. The TP array isn't by dontronics, it's by Devantech. Heres a link to the Jameco entry on it:
<A href='http://www.robotstore.com/store/product.asp?pid=874&catid=1600' Target=_Blank>External Web Link</a>
That will do exactly what you want, and then some. It's slightly expensive, but relatively dirt cheap. to get more, you need to spend mucho mucho bucks. To get less, well...you get a LOT less.
--Andy P