Possible flow chart?
Never really liked the idea of paper based entertainment in the bathroom, especially tabloid papers in a work's gents.
Working (time & a turd) for TV licensing, in a stall one day (txting probably) I heard strange sounds coming from the adjacent cubicle. Obvious bodily sounds and then the tell tale sound of loo roll being ripped and bunched together; followed immediately by the sound, of what I would consider, excessive scrubbing
It made me question whether my parents had taught me the correct bathroom protocols or if the guy crapping feet away had troubled parents.
Not something easily resolved (internally) or generally a subject most people would like to document.